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Old Oct 04, 2006, 12:57 AM // 00:57   #561
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its an Ian Flemming movie


Why do i know that?
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Old Oct 04, 2006, 07:32 AM // 07:32   #562
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...Do I look like a mechanic?


Because I have now killed Maw the Mountain Heart...have I passed the test into Adulthood?
(that took 2 hours of my life...although we did have me, an ele...and a necro with arcane echo and SS (amongst others)...I took Ward of Stability..."What's that Tundra Giants? You're using Giant Stomp? No no no..." hee hee )
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Old Oct 04, 2006, 07:54 AM // 07:54   #563
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to pass adulthood, you have to taunt rurik before killing him.

how do you make a cat purr?
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Old Oct 04, 2006, 08:08 AM // 08:08   #564
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stroke it's....Aaaanyway...

Where was I?...
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Old Oct 04, 2006, 08:16 AM // 08:16   #565
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over there.

how do you make a woman purr?
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Old Oct 04, 2006, 08:24 AM // 08:24   #566
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Stroke it's.....Aaanyway...



Who are you?
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Old Oct 04, 2006, 08:30 AM // 08:30   #567
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umm ...

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Old Oct 04, 2006, 08:33 AM // 08:33   #568
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My Grandma


Why is earth generally brown?
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Old Oct 04, 2006, 08:33 AM // 08:33   #569
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blends with poo.

why are some voices just so incredibly sexy?
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Old Oct 04, 2006, 08:40 AM // 08:40   #570
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Because the sound waves tickle your erogenous zone(s).



Where is a wammo's erogenous zones?
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Old Oct 04, 2006, 08:44 AM // 08:44   #571
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his humper.

why does a girl with dark eye makeup appear more attractive?
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Old Oct 04, 2006, 08:50 AM // 08:50   #572
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it contrasts to their white eyes, and possibly skin

how many penguins in an igloo?
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Old Oct 04, 2006, 08:54 AM // 08:54   #573
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as many wammos as there are in Kaineng Distrist 1.


How many times must a wammo cast mending on himself before he feels "safe" enough to go into battle?
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Old Oct 04, 2006, 08:55 AM // 08:55   #574
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16.

how would you feel if a new disease was discovered through you?
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Old Oct 04, 2006, 08:56 AM // 08:56   #575
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gross

should wammos also use blessed sig?
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Old Oct 04, 2006, 09:00 AM // 09:00   #576
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don't they already?

how would you feel if that new disease was named after you?
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Old Oct 04, 2006, 09:00 AM // 09:00   #577
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elated...and a little bit horny


Why haven't I ever tried playing as warrior yet?
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Old Oct 04, 2006, 09:03 AM // 09:03   #578
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because you haven't developed the right wammo attitude yet.

what's taking you so long?
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Old Oct 04, 2006, 09:06 AM // 09:06   #579
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divine intervention

cats like which fish more?
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Old Oct 04, 2006, 09:13 AM // 09:13   #580
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fresh fish.

why are cats so fussy?
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